My Favourite Balloon PartyMY FAVOURITE BALLOON PARTY(or, "Illogical, Gratuitous Inflation with Hot Celebrity Chicks")_____________by Alec Deluxe________________________ It began as just another balloon party with my closest--and most revealingly dressed--friends and acquaintances: Jessica Alba, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey and Mandy Moore. We got together, as we often did, to blow up balloons. Sometimes we'd race to see who could pop them first; other times I'd sit leisurely back and watch these beautiful mouths and sexy lips inflate their balloons larger and larger, as their cheeks rounded out lovingly from the pu
HermioneberryThe bell rang. Harry, Ron, and Hermione woke up out of their stupor. Professor Binns had gone into a rather boring lecture about the Troll Trials, and had managed to put the class to sleep, again.The trio hurried to their least favorite class, potions with Professor Snape. They had taken one step into the Dungeon, when they realized that Snape was out for blood. Someone managed to light off some fireworks in Snape's office.Snape scanned the faces of all the Gryffindor's in the room. Hermione tried to put a puzzled look on her face. That seemed to satisfy Snape. It's his fault for giving me a standard on the last test, she thought to hers
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